First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.

Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."

by Usermin November 6, 2012

First Law of reddit

reddit>sleep.

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?

by AnonIthink September 7, 2013

first year fringe

when a girl in her first year of high school decides that her hair would looks great if she used all of it as a fringe

"Oh man, look at this picture of me in first year, that first year fringe is fierce!"

by siskatoni December 1, 2013

First birthday

The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.

I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.

by Stephen Jung December 9, 2013

First Cunt

For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.

"CUNT!"
"...hummm, 08:45... that's an early 'First Cunt'... today is going to be a bad day.

by tincopper April 7, 2014

first classholes

Anyone and everyone who sits in the first class section of a plane. These entitled pricks aren't pleased enough with the mere amazing fact they're flying in a tube 6 miles above the earth. No, that's not good enough for them. They need free booze, hot towels and food.

These entitled pricks aren't pleased enough with the mere amazing fact they're flying in a tube 6 miles above the earth. No, that's not good enough for them. They need free booze, hot towels and food. And God forbid you try to use their restroom. What a bunch of first classholes!

by 85cyclone March 26, 2016

First of Panic

A faggot

That Titan is a First of Panic

by TwistedToonny October 2, 2016