fat tub of shit 

An obese individual who is otherwise completely worthless and a total waste of space.

Ben: Man, all Fat Cade does is sir around his apartment eating Cheetos and listening to Luke Bryan.

Sam: What a fat tub of shit!

fat tub of shit by Fat Cade June 24, 2016

fat neek 

KSI

KSI is a fat neek

fat neek by shush-u-fat-neek November 1, 2020

Fat Man Senses 

The event when a fat man can literally sense that another person is trying to hide food from him.

Me: His backpack's unusually large..... My fat man senses are tingling... no wait, that's just my stomach rumbling.

Fat Man Senses by Xero _ Manifest November 4, 2010

fat or pregnant dichotomy 

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.

That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

fat or pregnant dichotomy by randygland25 August 18, 2010

Fat Paul 

The finished product after adding LOTS of weed to a blunt or joint (preferably a blunt)

Oh man I smoked that whole Fat Paul and now I can't see, I'm so high!

Fat Paul by veaman1987 December 27, 2011

fat kid jude 

he is like a marshmallow, he has a marshmallow shaped head and hes fat like one too

that guy is such a fat kid jude

fat kid jude by Whore-man September 11, 2016

Fat asian

A fat asian is not only a fat asian but somebody that is a chubby british teen.

eg.Chris piss off you fat asian.

Fat asian by CXLZ November 21, 2016