fart-can

A gigantic muffler mod used mostly on asian import cars, it sounds stupid (Ie. Fart) and its only real purpose is to make up for the drivers tiny penis.

Thats a huge fart-can, he must have a tiny cock.

by Justin Barrett October 7, 2005

fart muffin

to break wind in the cup of your hand and wave it up to a friend's nose and mouth area so that they get a fresh dose of the wretched gas.

Bird gave David a "good game" as Goodbary gagged after David handed him a potent fart muffin as they sat in the President's office discussing the master plan.

by CPE-33 April 28, 2006

fart bong

to fart in a botlle and inhale it

jonno just used this fart bong he found he doesn't know who farted in it though

by jasonjonno May 22, 2008

Fart Biscuit

to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth

me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.

you: ok.

by St. God January 16, 2011

fart booster

extreme gas coming out your ass!! often used for stepping your game up in any athletic sport

FART BOOSTER with mah michael jordan shoes on!!

DAYUMMM i just fart boosted your ass!!

by ANGIEISAW3SUM May 24, 2009

fart in a hail storm

When somebody makes a bad situation worse. usually used in reference to a child misbehaving when alot of other stuff going on.

Tristen was acting like a fart in a hail storm ,knocking over lawn chairs and fishing poles, when his grandma was trying to reel in a fish.

by fart in a hailstorm August 4, 2009

fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.

I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'

by provider44 January 14, 2010