Ethan

This dude is very mean..sometimes an jerk .0. hes probably depressed..and has no friend,or maybe hes your ex he cheated on u, sorry. well thats ethan

Ethan is a fat deppresed jerk.
no one like him
eww

by dfgnhgtrfdvbghtrgewdfgnfrew May 31, 2020

Ethan

An emo kid with bangs that always has to run his mouth. Loves picking fights, but one day, he’ll get smashed in the face good.

Ethan: Give me my seat back!! *screeches*
Random Dude: Stfu, loser *punches*

by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

Ethan

He's the most beautiful person in the world. The best person you could ever find. He has amazing blonde hair, and sky blue eyes you get lost in, you could stare at him all day, just looking at him will make your day better... He has the personality of an angle, funny, the nicest and cares a lot for his friends. Its hard to not like him he's literally PERFECT i would not change one thing about him.

So i basically like him, I told Ethan at school today and he said he did not like me, i mean who would btw i'm Jada nice to meet you! I wish he would like me, but that would just all be imagination...

by luvsick October 10, 2020

Ethan

The biggest saddo ever!!!!

Oh thats ethan

Yep he is a proper saddo

by Udeiebwks December 3, 2020

Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)

Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone

by 726386272 January 18, 2021

ethan

thinks he is a fulltime bulker and LAD but actually absolute fucking numpty and troglodyte.

''Ethan doesnt even lift.''

by ftm1 March 11, 2013

Ethan

Huge douche who has sex with your best friend.

That guy is an Ethan.

by UglyButthole September 5, 2015