by jvmpsuit July 11, 2018

brad: yooo, are you gonna try and get with a girl tonight at the frat party?
chad: no dude, i have small dick energy... never gonna happen
brad: that sucks dude. I have big dick energy, so imma go smash now. peace man.
chad: no dude, i have small dick energy... never gonna happen
brad: that sucks dude. I have big dick energy, so imma go smash now. peace man.
by truther375 September 7, 2018

by Chowdersbussy September 12, 2020

(noun) can't be mean to the people they're attached to but is mean to most people. Generally distant but love you a lot. Also wears lots of layers
by Twentyonefoxes August 27, 2018

by That1betch September 10, 2019

Female equivalent of big dick energy. A girl who giggles at cat calls, walks around shaking her hips, shows cleavage, etc.
Has assets and a lot of men who admire her, but very few get through to her. She's a snobby feminist's worst nightmare.
Has assets and a lot of men who admire her, but very few get through to her. She's a snobby feminist's worst nightmare.
by EmoWithAttitude January 16, 2023

What insecure men who know they will never get a woman to engage in consensual mutual intimacy with them, project.
War, greed, violence, rudeness, bullying, are all a solely male endeavor, because there are many men out there born with tiny cocks, and aside from suicide, there is nothing they can do to fix this. So they try to bring everyone down with them.
War, greed, violence, rudeness, bullying, are all a solely male endeavor, because there are many men out there born with tiny cocks, and aside from suicide, there is nothing they can do to fix this. So they try to bring everyone down with them.
Jeff Bezos has 120 billon dollars and makes his employees pee in bottles. It's revenge for being bullied by a girl in high school. Textbook small dick energy.
by RealityForRealists August 1, 2021
