rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016

stupid drivers

Anyone who does not pay attention to the road while driving and is, instead, distracted or focused on something else.

guy1:That bitch over there almost hit me cause she was reaching for something in her car.
guy2: people can be stupid drivers.

by urban_kitsune July 22, 2016

moff diver

A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus

The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.

by FasterThanChuck June 10, 2016

cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016

Pussy diver

One who licks pussy juice by sticking their head into girl's vaginas.

Joe is a pussy diver cuz he likes crawling into ppl's vaginas

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 16, 2017

Chunk diver

Someone who digs out the best chunks of an ice cream, usually Ben and Jerry's. Universally accepted to be the worst person to share a tub with.

"Dude you're not having any of my cookie dough ice cream, you're a total chunk diver"

by Lazzatbtb June 19, 2017

sober diver

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.

That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.

by anonymous November 1, 2017