dinglebird

naughty naught dingle bird

dildo dinglebird on a stick

by nutsack21 November 24, 2004

dingle berry

the true definition of the word dingle berry lies here.
a dingle berry is the little pieces of toilet paper that are entangled in the hairs of the pubic or anal regions. usually these pieces have a brownish tint and are crusty in nature. They resemble cocoons on a spiders web. they usually hurt when trying to remove because they require pulling out the hair they are stuck to straight from the follicle.

Man, I was so pumped!!!!!
You know that hot girl I met at the bar, well we went to do a 69 but as I moved closer to her snatch, it resembled a dingle berry patch!!!!!!!!!!!

by IFILLALLHOLES December 28, 2007

Dingle

Sorry little inbreed with a low IQ. This sort of person normally resides in such small towns as Hythe where everyone sleeps with everyone else.

You only need to watch Emmerdale... or you could just visit Hythe.

by Mr Happy January 8, 2004

dingledork

That one single pubic hair which is longer than all the others.

I was checkin out my pubs last night and thought about yanking out my dingledork, or naming it.

by Dogood September 9, 2006

dingleberry

Blood goobers that dangle from pubic hair during a woman's period. Can arise from maxi pad use.

I picked a dingleberry from Tina's pussy. Damn thing looked like a cherry tree.

by mecaro December 28, 2005

Dingle

This is an Edinburgh term used to insult of belittle an individual. The term is similar yet far more offencive than the conventional idiot.

He's a pure dingle by the way.

by coco Brennan hertz boy July 8, 2006

dingleberry

(1) NOUN: A Residual Fecal Crustation caused by improper wiping, excessively dry excrement, or low quality toilet paper commonly found in washrooms at public resteraunts.
(2) ADJECTIVE: Used to describe a dysfunctional, incompetent or reliably uncooperative person.
(3) ADVERB: An unexpected non-cooperative event caused by or reflective of inexcusable stupidity or unpardonable technical failure.

(1) I think that cheap wipe toilet paper left a dingleberry.
(2) Don't ask him for anything, he's a DINGLEBERRY.
(3) I was going to print that document, but all that came out was another DINGLEBERRY.

by James T. Baker December 10, 2008