This act happens when you wrap the girl up in a towel and spin her like a top on your shlong until it’s unwrapped and repeat the act until finished.
by longshlong68 October 19, 2020
the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.
by 420guy April 29, 2015
when your head is shaped like Galactus and you use your massive fucking forehead to headbutt a monkey's ass.
person 1: I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw someone "dirty max" a monkey.
person 2: eww wtf that's chapt
monkey 1: yea my ass still hurts
person 2: eww wtf that's chapt
monkey 1: yea my ass still hurts
by TheFancyPineappl September 05, 2022
The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
by Meatman121 September 04, 2019
by ner121 June 15, 2020
A term used to describe someone who constantly does unthoughtful and rude things or is just an overall terrible person.
Nick: “Did our Professor seriously assign an essay over spring break?”
Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”
Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”
by The_short_fisherman November 21, 2018
When a girl does a snot rocket in your mouth and makes you swallow it and take a dump and with the dump you make a satanic ritual to make both girl and guy cum in each other’s eyes.
Girl 1: “Dude yesterday me and my boyfriend fucked so hard I decided to do a Dirty Lupe.”
Girl 2: “Wow that’s a big step in a relationship.”
Girl 1 :”I think I have chlamydia now.”
Girl 2: “Wow that’s a big step in a relationship.”
Girl 1 :”I think I have chlamydia now.”
by neonmeaterbeater April 18, 2020