shiva drunk

When you get so drunk that you start shivering, yet your friends still don't take you to the hospital for fear of getting in trouble by your parents.

Paul Smith "man we gonna get so shiva drunk tonight"

by Malcolm X III March 14, 2009

i swear to drunk i'm not god

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004

Drunk Dialing

Calling someone on the phone, while intoxicated, to tell them
1--what you really think.
2--something they should really know
3--Confess to something you did to them

While Drunk Dialing my ex-mother-in-law, I explained to her exactly what was wrong with her son, including his sexual habits.

by cowsarecool July 24, 2009

Professional Drunkard

Noun - Like a regular drunkard, a professional drunkard habitually becomes excessivly drunk. What seperates a professional drunkard from a regular drunkard is thier ability to excel in academic and professional endeavors while intoxicated, hung over, sleep deprived, or any combination of the three. A professional drunkard is an equal opportunity alcohol abuser, well aware of their chronic alcoholism, and are proud of it. Also known as Mythias.

Mythias gets drunk every night, wakes up drunk, goes to his first class drunk, sobers up between classes, starts drinking again after his last class, and he still manages to get straight A's. He is a professional drunkard.

by lusher21 September 8, 2008

Mercedes Drunk

. Girl on Girl
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status

When you're drunk enough that you are time traveling and having the best time of your life- you are Mercedes Drunk.

by Badger Crew June 12, 2013

Emotional Drunk

When your friend gets drunk and by the end of the night, her/his problems are your problems.

PERSON A: Yeah, Christine took 12 shots for her birthday and started crying. She was telling everybody about some guy named Ryan for hours while crying. She wouldn't shut up.
PERSON B: Haha that sucks, I didn't know she was an emotional drunk.

by Joseph Tran From San Diego October 8, 2008

eBay drunk

condition describing the feeling someone gets when the unexpectedly win an auction on eBay and immediately start bidding on other auctions and end up spending too much money.

Paulash just won a jersey on eBay and went and bid on 5 more jerseys and is now broke. He was eBay drunk

by Paulash January 18, 2009