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Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
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Would you 'care for my crystals for me? I'll be out of town for a few days. Don't worry about the food, just check in on them once in a while.
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