Crowbag

british army term: a soldier fresh out of training

Look at that crowbag, he hasn't even shaped his berret correctly

by Baron Rocketdog October 28, 2011

crowbar

A badass band of fat guys from New Orleans, LA.

Fuckin' Crowbar kicks ass! or Crowbar looks like a bunch of pissed off fat dudes!

by hey joe December 14, 2006

Crowtard

An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.

From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.

First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."

Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.

Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.

by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010

zima crowd

Yuppies, and their less educated brethren, who attempt to look "hip," "hot," and/or "with it" by drinking Zima which is supposed to be a trendy alcoholic beverage with the flavor of a wine cooler and the kick of a beer. For those who can't handle either.

I couldn't get a picher last night since the place was packed with the zima crowd still sporting their softball uniforms, along with the accompanying dirt and aroma.

by Chumbucket October 25, 2006

Creamy Crowther

When the burning tingling sensation leading to orgasm is far beyond anything any human could possibly bare. The man pulls out his erect penis and blows his load all over himself. He then puts whipped cream all over his body and the girl eats it.

Dude, she was so good last night i even gave her a creamy crowther!

by Barry S. June 2, 2009

Rusty Crowe

When you have butt sex and you cum on your partner's face. Whilst you are cumming, you draw crow's feet on your partner's face with your penis with the poo.

Dude, I totally did a rusty crowe last night.

by Happy Birthday Russell February 22, 2011

Mr Crowell

A Pussy ass white boy teacher who thinks he's all that. Who fucks students and teachers and there's nothing you can do. Cause the police are neo nazi basterds.

I want down to angleton looking to get blazed and got caught by Pussyass Mr Crowell . I'll shove my size 12 boot up his ass if he catches me again.

by Youngthug101 January 20, 2017