a noun used in sexist battles to acknowledge the fact that they have got a'point' or got one over the opposition
*girl and guy havin an argument*
Kate says: girls rule we can cook better!
Paul says: yeah, in the kitchen, where you women belong, counted!
Kate says: girls rule we can cook better!
Paul says: yeah, in the kitchen, where you women belong, counted!
by gravybaby123 May 13, 2009
Get the counted! mug.The best friggin' online game ever. Extremely popular in mainland China, in which the players are mostly mature high school students that speak english. Names like "fuck awp" and "Wo Cao" (chinese) are popular. Random english words are also popular. !!!!!!17 iceworld is the most played CS game in china. Too bad it's not for mac, cuz i got one, and since ive returned to Cali, i cant play
cousin, "goddamn, im on fire!"
(gets killed by awp after killin for 6 rounds)
cousin, "aw man. your turn."
me, "shit, who dares shoot me!? im unstoppable"
(gets killed by headshot frm deagle aftr killin' for 6 rounds)
(repeat as until server quits, or we die nonstop)
(gets killed by awp after killin for 6 rounds)
cousin, "aw man. your turn."
me, "shit, who dares shoot me!? im unstoppable"
(gets killed by headshot frm deagle aftr killin' for 6 rounds)
(repeat as until server quits, or we die nonstop)
by BlessU September 16, 2005
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by someone from va July 30, 2008
Get the Counter Terriost Unit mug.'Contact lenses', the word has been truncated but still retains the allophonic morpheme of 's' to denote plurality.
You better take your conts out before you go to bed, or they'll float to the top of your eyelids and get stuck. You'll need a pair of tweezers to pull them out.
by Big Gary January 15, 2007
Get the conts mug.To take advantage of your partner on the smooth surface in your kitchen. To sneak up behind and enjoy copulation with a friend (or lover) while preparing a meal.
Best surfaces for counter attacks: concrete, granite or any hard stone.
Best surfaces for counter attacks: concrete, granite or any hard stone.
He was a specialist in counter attacks, especially enjoying sex during meal preparation.
"Darling, I find your apron an uncontrolable aphrodisiac. Please, give in to my counter attack before I spooge all over myself."
"Darling, I find your apron an uncontrolable aphrodisiac. Please, give in to my counter attack before I spooge all over myself."
by Lord Mc Flanders December 10, 2006
Get the counter attack mug.The infamous Count Garrin Von Boobula of Transylvania (1802 - 1869), renowned for his obsession with female breasts.
Excessive molestation of women and a chauvinistic attitude earned him a loathesome reputation and eventually forced him into seclusion. His reign of sexual deviance and terror ended tragically when he was smothered by one of his victim's over-sized mammaries.
Contrary to popular belief, Count Boobula was not related to Count Chocula. However, Garrin may have been the originator of the titty twister.
Excessive molestation of women and a chauvinistic attitude earned him a loathesome reputation and eventually forced him into seclusion. His reign of sexual deviance and terror ended tragically when he was smothered by one of his victim's over-sized mammaries.
Contrary to popular belief, Count Boobula was not related to Count Chocula. However, Garrin may have been the originator of the titty twister.
by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008
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