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Consolation blunt

A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.

Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Pigs took your Zong? I'll call Shortie, we'll get you a consolation blunt.
by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009
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consocuss

when someone cusses and all you can discern are the dominant consonants of the word, usually when the cusser is a substantial distance away--
most often when someone says "shit" and all you can hear is "shhhhhhhht"
"i was all the way across the room, but i'm pretty sure i heard my dad consocuss the other day when his computer crashed."
by loonerspacecraft August 1, 2008
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consonus

"i had the most consonus time with you last night"
by Dew Drop January 12, 2010
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Consonated

A combination of the words consonant and constipated, constipated with consonants.
Having only consonants, no vowels, in a word game such as Words with Friends or Scrabble making wordplay difficult.
Friend #1: Seriously? Another two-letter word?

Friend #2: I'm consonated, yo!
by kellybelle26 June 14, 2011
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Console racist

A Console racist is a person who thinks a that one specific gaming system is the best.
Hey that guy John is a total Console racist, he thinks Wii u is better than Xbox one and PS4. LOL what a n00b.
by Natbuscus911 June 15, 2014
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consomnia

Similar to insomnia (persistent problems falling and staying asleep) but sleeping difficulties only occur right before attending a convention usually because of either stress or excitement.
"Man you ok? You look exhausted"
"I was working on my cosplay till 2am last night and then I was struck with consomnia"
by gilbertis April 6, 2016
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consobrinus

Consobrinu: ant that can be found everywhere, endemic to australian regions
Cosobrinus: the sugar kept on the top of kitchen cupboard was lickup by the suspected consoCosobrinus: the sugar kept on the top of kitchen cupboard was lickup by the suspected consobrinus
by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 28, 2017
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