Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022

Just Classic

Just Classic

Just Classic

by sequ December 16, 2022

Hunter ross classic

When hunter ross from drumlin heights violently shits in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes.

He just did the Hunter classic to me, what a legend. The hunter classic is when you shit in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes. Hunter ross classic.

by Hunterisepic February 5, 2022

Colburn classic

Term for when throw up on your shlong and have your other succ it off during a bj

Aye baby wanna try my Colburn classic.

by Asura1223 May 1, 2017

ape classic

When two apes meet in a fantasy football championship

Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?

by TommyB January 8, 2024

Classic Eva

The opposite of a classic Luciano, when a Luciano does said classic Luciano and Luciano forces his sister, probably called Eva, to clean it up with her mouth and pussy.

Eva probs: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklklklkkkkjkjkhjk i just did a classic Eva its the 5th time this week and its only a Tuesday my pussy is drenched of KFC

by heavygrape August 4, 2022

Classic Club

When you cannot use the toilet, or decide NOT to use the toilet , so you use into the sink for number 2.

Someone one day at the club used the sink to go number 2, and now we joke to call it a Classic Club.

I just finished up a Classic Club in the bathroom, it was amazing.

Awww man someone just had a Classic Club in the bathroom, I could not even wash my hands.

by Dr. Club October 8, 2020