clark

ummm.... can you say longest shlong in the entire fucking world, penetrating my tight pussy. you will never meet a man who is as kind, loving, sporty, and hard as clark. Once me and him were at the doctor, and i noticed he had a boner, so we went to the bathroom and he fucked me SO HARD!!!!!! you would be lucky if you ever met/fucked a clark.

me: HOLY SHIT CLARK PUT IT IN ME!!!!! HARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDEEEEEERRRRRRRRi;wuagyy lasnudbkays ifg YUJHGCBADYFHAMDV

by elijah_da_footgod February 15, 2022

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Zaden Clarke

A Discord troll who has a really weird sense of humour, but a good guy. At first he will seem quiet but once you get to know him you'll be surprised. A short guy who always calls people "kids" and claims to be older than them. In reality, he just wants some real, genuine friends who have a similar sense of humour and have his back. If you see a Zaden Clarke, tell him you want to be his friend.

Zaden Clarke: Does anyone want to be my friend :(
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!

by anonymous February 27, 2022

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Boris Clark

A hot piece of ass. This man revolutionizes twitter with tummy Tuesdays. He is the sexiest man to join society.

Did you see femboy friday???
Yes Boris Clark performed well

by Alex200019 March 4, 2022

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Boris Clark

"Femboy Friday", "Tummy Tuesdays" or "Subslut Sundays" Boris Clark does it all, transforming the Twitter space with his short-form content and artistic snapshots.

Chad 1: Did you hear Boris Clark made a new post?

Chad 2: Oh sick, Throatfuck Thursdays are coming back baby!

by Ludix March 4, 2022

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Clarke

Clarke is a very smart girl but she doesn't know it. She's funny, she's talented, she's sort of dyslexic, and she loves gaming and music. Clarke is one of my best friends :)

1: who is that?
2: that's clarke! i love her <3
1: oh i know her! i love her too <3

by ur_mom_idfc October 5, 2025

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