A guy with a head as big as a world, and is a DICK because he thinks he is taller than you...and he keeps on saying "well I have abs" like no one cares Carter NO ONE CARES.
Person 1: So who's older, you or carter
Person 2: Me
Carter: So, like by a couple minutes but I'm taller and have abs!
Person 2 (thinking): WTF no one gives a shit about yo ugly ass abs!
Person 2: Me
Carter: So, like by a couple minutes but I'm taller and have abs!
Person 2 (thinking): WTF no one gives a shit about yo ugly ass abs!
by Like 20 people June 21, 2018
Get the Cartermug. Carter’s are usually athletic hot annoying brats who tend to look for victims to annoy they’re a mixture of soft and rock hearted, they cry about little things but at the same time don’t give sh*t about anything anyone says. They can be funny but also logical, they’re intelligent most of the time but can act dumb for attention, their pretty popular due to their good looks and athletic spirit. Pro tip to get a carter never look desperate.
by Aunt barbra July 18, 2022
Get the Cartermug. She’s an amazing person. Kind and loving. She’s someone that you can talk to and she’ll understand. Give her a chance because when you first meet her she can be quite but once you get to know her she’s a burst of Energy.
by Dead Cardigan June 16, 2021
Get the Deja Carter- Smallsmug. A carrot forged in the deep aisle of a Japanese breast. This creature has no beginning and no end. Your cum, his feast. Your foreskin, massaging his toes. Your nipples, his fresh meat. He is a monster hell cannot contain. Sacks jiggle to the sound of his voice. His every step, a fetus is aborted. His arrival is your defeat. This 8-legged anteloped hog and is a specimen conquering every hole on the planet. People refer to this mythical creature as God's Erection.
My fetus is developing like a Carter. Meaning the fetal implant is being referred to as the lunar cycle of the fetal reproductive system, and release a failed egg through the clitoris hole and is proceeding to excrete buckets of 1% anal fluid.
by Coceater February 4, 2021
Get the Cartermug. by Carter is Short December 17, 2019
Get the Carter Likes Jazzymug. Ethan is the type of guy with a extremely small penis but huge titties that sag on the floor, not the smartest and always masturbates to strange things when horny, does not regularly walk or stand up, and has subpar vision.
by Zabybabys June 17, 2022
Get the Ethan Cartermug. Carter Cruise (born April 24, 1991) is the stage name of an American DJ, producer, model, and pornographic actress.
by .............,. February 20, 2019
Get the carter cruisemug.