Wound Care-ist

A medical professional who specializes in bitching about referrals for goute-related disease and other types of wounds

Watch out, man. The Wound Care-ist just got another referral for a "gout wound" and he is having a total meltdown.

by vasking November 26, 2009

Care Bear Share

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.

Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.

by vapper8375 April 7, 2015

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign

Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end

by dnd eggs February 5, 2025

leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you

Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care

by :ge: October 4, 2017

Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.

When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.

by God_is_I May 19, 2024

Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.

When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her

by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022

You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place

You wouldn't have believed me if I didn't made a show of it.

Hym "And if I am in 'the lottery' then what else is there for me to do here otherwise that curse you and you crotch gremlins? It isn't both. It's the one that I'm saying. You are and were doing a 'the lottery' to me. And you aren't accosted by me. You act like I fucked a retard instead of you. And to that other bitch, you lost the second you took a puff of your faggy little spliff, looked over at your mentally retarded friend and said 'shhh. Don't say anything about Hym.' That isn't you being accosted. You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025