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cheese platter 

a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey
girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
cheese platter by delores haze September 5, 2006
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Cheese Plane 

A weird shovel like utensil I could never figure out.
A: Hey is this your new cheese plane?
B: Yeah dude! Tight huh?
A: Cool dude does it work?
B: I don't know, does it?
Cheese Plane by morsemann April 27, 2008

Cheese Please Boogey 

(v) - of or relating to the strangest imaginable sexual act or position.
Guy One: Did you ever hook up with that girl the other night dude?

Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!

Cheese Delux 

When you take a can of easy cheese and spray it inside of the anus for lube and put your meat between your partners buns to make the cheese delux.
Last night I told Mary I was going to give her a cheese delux. Immagine her surprise when she found out I wasnt talking about a burger!

Cheese and beans

A male's privates also known as balls , willy,or dingy.
Pull your pants up,we can all see your cheese and beans!
Cheese and beans by Coolkidzrcool September 1, 2016

Cheese ball 

A person who is ginger and has a round head
“Look at him, he looks like a cheese ball
Cheese ball by Beanstean November 1, 2017

Cheese stick on the roof 

When you nut in her hair, and you let it dry, effectively gluing your dick to her hair
Yo dude! Last night I was hitting and she didn’t want to swallow, so I hit her with a cheese stick on the roof.