Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.
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Get the Dick Boogers mug.(Noun) The crustacious leavings, usually found at the opening of a person(s) nostrils. That is made up of crystallized mucous.
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Get the ball boogers mug.When you are taking a shower and vigorously blow your nose between your hands, the boogers fly out of your nose at breakneck speed into your man bush. Introducing... the creation of lè booger bush.
Big Easy: Dude, do you ever have to blow your nose so bad that you shart?
Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!
Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.
Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!
Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.
by Stoney69 November 14, 2019
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