Blonde Slapper

A Blonde Slapper is a mad chick, who is also known to be totes awsome

Hey mate, check out that scrussin babe over there...Oh wait thats no scrusser..thats an awsome blonde slapper! woot

by hiiiiii...... August 24, 2008

Blondes do it better

blondes are poo, end of story

blondes do it better, but they can’t do anything right

by ash04 May 27, 2018

Devastatingly Handsome Blond

When a man's shade of hair slowly changes from Bozo the Clown RED, to a shade resembling that of a fiery God, full of vigor, reeking of masculinity and power.

Darryl used to be a ginger, but lord almighty, he has changed into quite a Devastatingly Handsome Blond.

by DRK June 22, 2012

Leah the blond 05

Leah the blond 05 is a human pice of shit. With blond hair and and a personality matching the stereotypes she will ruin your mood.

Leah the blond 05 is sooo annoying!

by Annz_ Faggerli June 2, 2020

blond chunk swirly

for this to happen you need a bathroom, uncontrollable shits and a blond girlfriend
after shitting close the toilet lid ,engage in sex (unannounced) lift the toilet seat flip her over putting her head in the bowl of shit and flush...if quick enough piss down the back to gain extra points

hey i gave lou-ann a blond chunk swirly, after hanks bad chili

by capt. syphilisis August 24, 2008

Birch-Blond Babe

A prepubescent youth having intercourse with the knot on the birch crossbar used to support his Mattress Box Spring.

Although Art tried multiple times to convince Maggie to have sex with him after the Junior Prom- he once again had to rely on his Birch-Blond Babe to satisfy his sexual needs.

by ArtieJ February 4, 2008

TRUE NON BLOND

Any female who has dyed her hair blond with the expectation of getting the same attentiion and perks as a natural or 'true' blond.

Luke: Wow, is that Jules, I though she was a brunett?
Shannon: Yep, she decided she would get more action as a blond.
Luke: Dude, she's just another TNB now!
Shannon: What?
Luke: Yeah another true non blond

by brent logero September 30, 2008