Posters Block

Posters Block is the in ability to think of anything creative usually resulting in a post that will talk about food, your day or how much somone screwed you over severe cases of Posters Block is quoting a song you heard while the DJ said “couples skate only"

Dude, I had to delete my cousin from FaceBook I mean I love her, but she has a sever case of posters block, it got so bad she started posting the lyrics to "Don't stop believing" by Journey

by NickyLags July 20, 2010

Buddy Blocking

Like "cock blocking" but instead, it's a friend that, for whatever reason keeps the other two friends of a three friend group from becoming close.

*3 friends get into fight, 2 have been hanging out*
Best friend #1: "Why didn't we become bestfriends before now?"
Best friend #2: "I think (insert friends name) has been buddy blocking us!!"
Friend: "Oopsie." 😳

by big butt big personality February 8, 2015

Job Blocking

When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.

Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!

by Rick Da' Lingquist October 7, 2009

Block-Checking

The action of unblocking someone and blocking them again on AIM in order to see if they're online. This is about the equivalent of knocking on someone's door to see if they're home, then your nerves collapse and you run the fuck away before they see you. Usually occurs after a terrible conversation, which ends up with one person blocking the other. Of course, this just makes the person they blocked attractive, so they make frequent spot checks to see if you're online.

paranoia bacon: i am so freaking awesome
rosesnguns17: what happened?
paranoia bacon: i just bitched out this hot-ass emo chick, and now she's block-checking me.
rosesnguns17: just make sure you videotape it :):):)

by ObeyZod September 15, 2005

box-blocked

When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.

When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

by Wordsworth Little January 14, 2013

sock-block

v. when a family member or house mate sees you plan to use the washer, and throws their load in before you can.

ex: Mary is in her room sorting through dirty clothes and forming a pile of things to be washed, meanwhile, Lynnette sees this and puts her laundry in first. Mary finishes sorting her laundry and is furious to find out that she has been sock-blocked.

Mary: WTF
Lynnette: Sorry, I just happened to have to do my laundry...
Mary: But you knew that I have to wash my clothes before my trip tomorrow!
Lynnette: Oops!

by countrygal12 July 8, 2009

Hancock Block

Someone who interferes with the signing of an important contract or document.

1. B: Uh, I wouldn't sign over your power of attorney to this guy, he's doing that sinister laugh that people do in movies.

Guy: Hey, buddy, don't be a hancock block... who are you, anyway?? (sinister laugh)

2. He was right about to sign the confession and then his lawyer came in and totally hancock-blocked me.

by boo dubz March 20, 2008