Legally Blind
Legally Blind by Beeep22 February 24, 2015
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Blumpkin Blind
A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.
Blumpkin Blind by One Two February 6, 2008
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Half-blind date
The date that occurs when you're too under the influence to remember the guy/girl you gave your number to. Text messages end up in a date where one person remembers what the other one looks like and one person goes in blind.
"Hey, how was your date the other day?"
"It was ok. The guy ended up being pretty cute!"
"I thought you gave him your number?"
"I was pretty drunk at that party. It was a half-blind date."
"It was ok. The guy ended up being pretty cute!"
"I thought you gave him your number?"
"I was pretty drunk at that party. It was a half-blind date."
Half-blind date by B-Win December 16, 2011
Litchfield chocolate blind fold
When ur friend passes out early ... u get naked then u creep up on him like bill Cosby at a bar u squat over his eyes and line ur asshole with his eyeball ... from there proceed to take a shit but go left to right or right to left with the eye balls whatever u prefer for the night finally pack the shit down with ur cock to make sure it's firm on the eyes" with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn" ... no homo
i was hanging out with troy and he fell asleep so I crept up on him and gave him a consensual litchfield chocolate blind fold .
2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.
Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek
2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.
Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek
Litchfield chocolate blind fold by Djdnakaouabxbx December 6, 2016
Earbud blind
When a person who is fully aware that you are wearing earbuds and listening to music, but completely ignores them, thus continuing their conversation undeterred.
Guy 1: Hey should i drink Coke or Pepsi...
Guy 2: Listening to music
Guy 1: Well what do you think?
Guy 2: did u say something?
Guy 1: Yea i want to...
Guy 2: What are you, Earbud blind? go away.
Guy 2: Listening to music
Guy 1: Well what do you think?
Guy 2: did u say something?
Guy 1: Yea i want to...
Guy 2: What are you, Earbud blind? go away.
Earbud blind by Nikoliah November 6, 2011
Semi-Blind Date
Meeting someone in person for the first after only communicating through email, text or social media applications.
Semi-Blind Date by CPL Punishment October 31, 2014