The Bleach Incident

On January 31st, 2024, the feast day of St. John Bosco, an incident in which a student pretended to drink bleach and spilled some on his skin and shirt occured. His friends were absolutely flabbergasted and told him to go to the nurse's office immediately, as he might get a bleach rash. The student was quickly taken home, and forced to write a letter of apology to his teacher.

"Dude, did you hear about The Bleach Incident?"

by BleachIncidentKid January 31, 2024

slow bleach

When racist new management comes in and decides to subversively eliminate all POC under the guise of “meeting the current and future needs” of the cOrPoRaTiOn.

“These new leaders tryna slow bleach. It’s a shame that they don’t value diversity of thought and experience.”

by Dag roll 86 June 18, 2024

shmea off the blea

high off of marijuana. blea is marijuana bud, and being shmea is being high.

"yo, last nite was dumb litty"
"big fax bro, we were shmea off the blea"

by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018

Elvin sanchez bleach

Bro that likes balls

Elvin sanchez bleach likes sussy balls no cap

by anonymous October 19, 2021

crystal clear bleach

bleach but its clear and can be mistaken for water

little timmy almost drinked crystal clear bleach because he thought it was water

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

hovering the bleachers

moving around in generally the right area;

playing it safe, covering your ass, overthinking the meaning of something to have multiple options to fall back on that are believed to be approximately correct.

(having guessed the meaning of an unfamiliar word with many synonyms based on context clues, asking if any were correct, and learning they were all at least decently accurate:)
I was kind-of hovering the bleachers with that one, anyway.

by Toa56584 October 22, 2024