Brokeback Hot Pocket

Like the infamous Alabama Hot Pocket, the Brokeback Hot Pocket is performed when one sexual partner defecates in the other's anus and proceeds in performing anal intercourse. The Brokeback Hot Pocket is not exclusively a homoerotic act, but may be associated with sodomy by the uninformed. This act is more intimate than the Alabama Hot Pocket in that the respective parties share their fecal material. Their past meals act as lubricant, facilitating their steamy unity.

Ex. 1
Howard: (Mid Coitus) This isn't working, do you have any K-Y Jelly?

Vince: Why don't you just give me a Brokeback Hot Pocket?

Ex. 2
Ronald: Why is Sheila giving off that offensive odor this fine morning?

Gertrude: I hear Theodore gave her a Brokeback Hot Pocket last night.

by Michalube October 20, 2008

broke ass

your ass is broken.

no money, pathetic waste of panty space

loves to use women for their money

expects everything to be given to them

hi im a broke ass and i need you to support me.

can i buy me something with your money?

can i borrow some money to buy you something

by cgpm June 13, 2004

broke a bitch

a couple breaking up under bad conditions, usually one was cheating. So the other partner broke the cheating partner and his/her bitch. Therefore we say they arent a couple anymore they broke a bitch

Hey are those two still going out
No they broke a bitch long time ago

by Sepehr May 21, 2006

Broke Ballers

A person who "hustles" (they suck at it)all day and night, and has nothing to show for it, but the new Jordans, and a fit. The "wad" of money in their pocket is ALL the money they have to their name- so if they get robbed...

Them corner niggaz that quit hustlin after they make a G are some broke ballers.

by Redstallyun August 2, 2005

blokejob

(n) a sex act in which a straight man receives oral stimulation of the penis from another man or bloke, often when in a state of drunkenness.

"So I let this guy give me a blokejob last night. Not that I'm gay or anything."

"..."

"Well I was pretty wasted."

by bloodmonkey February 19, 2009

broke arm92

a sexy ass bitch, striven on racial slurs and being full mast. likes to say random things like "yo what it is" and "u gonnnna burn now sonnnnn"

broke arm92: yo what up my knee grow. person: nm u racist bastard.

by broke arm92 December 4, 2009

broke off

1. when one wears his or her baseball hat a little crooked to the east or the west, that my friend depends on the person.
2. getting punched hard in the head
3. having something given to you

1. his hat was broke way off.
2. he got broke off.
3. he broke me off with ten dollars and a pack of cigarettes.

by todd reezee May 30, 2006