sandy beaver

when you have sex with a women on the beach she gets a sandy beaver

I was having sex with my girl friend on the beach and when we were finished she had a sandy beaver

by stickey fingers 99 August 19, 2008

Morning Beaver

1) When a woman first wakes up and her vagina is gummy and smelly.

2) Morning breath for your other mouth.

ex: She was down to sex it up right away in the morning, but her morning beaver was intolerable.

by echo_echo_echo March 23, 2011

smokey beaver

The act of putting a lit bong into a womens vagina, after place into the vagina, hit her lower torso, thus shattering the bong inside of her. If done correct, smoke will seap out of the vagina, thus producing a smokey beaver.

WARNING: This will not get you high.

Wow!, that smokey beaver looked painfull.

Your pussy looks rotten. Have you been expirencing a smokey beave, or have you had any eight-legged walkers?

by Spraynard_Kruger May 28, 2009

jealous beaver

Occuring in some women, the vaginal pubic hair becomes jealous of the overbearing presence of the FUPA or GUNT, and naturally gravitates toward that region. The result is a beaver so massive in size, it can span the entire area from the belly-button to the taint. Occuring more frequently in Canadian women.

I thought it was just a happy trail, but when I took her pants off, I was greeted by a very jealous beaver.

You'd need a weed-wacker to trim that jealous beaver, it's huge!

by Mike19 November 7, 2008

beaver box

normally found in any female bathrooms, the box located aside the toilet used to dispose of tramp napkins.

My boss had me clean the beaver box and i didnt wear gloves.

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 5, 2005

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

by Matt July 21, 2008

Brazilian beaver

when the pussy is shaved/waxed so it is smooth and clean

"i got some brazilian beaver last night

she was smooooooth"

"fo dizzle"

by Readybreck August 29, 2009