Charleston Basket

A web of snot that's expelled upon sneezing, often unexpectedly, and frequently into one's own hand.

"Man, this cold is killing me. I sprayed a Charleston Basket onto my dashboard on the way in this morning."

by Frank Mackey January 2, 2009

sausage basket

Another word for hoe from back in the day.

That chick is just anotha sausage basket.

by Candyland May 9, 2008

snack basket

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"Hey Boris did you get laid last night? "No but I got a little snack basket."

by Saracenpig June 29, 2008

Basketeering

The sport of riding behind a car in a laundry basket, often following a bout of "Ring-a-Ding Ditch"

Basketeering

by Doto004 April 12, 2013

Picnic basket

A person's hidden bag of fetishes. The things you don't even admit to your besties.

I'll tell you one fetish but I'm not showing you my whole picnic basket on the first date.

by laszlomann July 30, 2014

potato basket

A basket full of rotten potatoes and fat &@$!*%# cats keep licking it!!!

Ewwwww! A potato basket!

by Poopalotinatheatreandlicking December 20, 2013

whacko basket

Mental institution

Bob's wife had a nervous breakdown and he had to put her in the whacko basket.

by thespacepope January 20, 2015