Bacon PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.

Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.

by claymøre August 27, 2018

Bacondom

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

bacon

peppa

me like bacon .R.I.P peppa

by peppa1234 November 4, 2019

Bacon Fluffernutter

Donut + Bacon + Peanut Butter + Marshmallow = Diabetes

Dude: I had a bacon fluffernutter at the Minnesota State Fair.
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!

by “Sneaky”Gay December 14, 2019

Bacon Head

Someone with extremely greasy hair.

Ruby: I could fry chips on Ffiôn’s head it’s so greasy! She’s such a Bacon Head!

by TamagotchiGirl January 31, 2020

Bacon Street

Bacon street is a well known party location on Waiheke island, although only a small house it is more than capable of holding itself against other big party places. It is also a gathering ground for all lads to meetup and drink some brews

Guy: Yo what we doing tonight?
Other guy: Bacon Street?
Guy: Bacon streets the go bruv

by TheLads1081 June 20, 2020

bacon cooch

When you rub a piece of bacon on a girls cooch, eat the bacon and then proceed to eat out the “bacon cooch”

I ate out that bacon cooch last night it was so greasy and delicious!

by Anthony Dalessio :))- July 20, 2020