bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload

dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.

by truecraigles October 7, 2008

The bakery

The weed store

After I go to the bakery, I am going to get baked.

by Xqzzme October 12, 2018

Bake-cation

When a group or individual neglects all responsibilities to get high for an interminable period of time.

Example 1
Tom: What happened to Jason last lecture?
Kyle: He and Ben got really high and decided to take a bake-cation for our 3-day weekend.

Example 2
Jerry: Hey Scott! I need an ounce of pot for this weekend.
Scott: I noticed you took a week off work. Bake-cation?
Jerry: For suresies! I'm going to stay home and blaze all day.

by wordsies September 18, 2009

baberbunz

An affectionate name for your boyfriend or girlfriend who you care about more than words can say.

my baberbunz is literally my favorite person ever.

by blumpmaster3000 May 19, 2010

Bake Josco

When your weird uncle walks over with his beer belly and says bow hello, and then gets a micropenis boner

Bow wow Steve B I can't wait to put my Bake Josco in your happy place

by Head soccer November 1, 2018

bakedshire

Nickname for berkshire school, a preppy boarding school in Sheffield, Massachusetts known for its excessive amount of weed use. Not a single kid or teacher on campus isn’t high 24/7.

Chad: How soon after Tad started Bakedshire did he get corrupted?
Brad: The first day! Hes the dealer now

by Hudson Smithhhh April 14, 2019

beijing backer

Verb: the action of getting fucked from behind in a Sanlitun back alley in Beijing.

"I totally gave that white girl a beijing backer the other night."

by doratheurbanexplora July 1, 2017