horny ass badger

A Horny Badger that over indulges in crawling in and out of Asses, or a badger that enjoys hardcore Anal

That guy is such a horny ass badger. Check out that horny ass badger

by The Electric Weasel April 22, 2015

poking the badger

The act of harassing, cajoling or otherwise provoking a reaction from a crabby overworked colleague.

"Daves still not completed that document and I asked him a thousand times!" "Don't worry- just keep poking the badger"

by Gravydavy March 21, 2016

Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).

Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"

by ClownJuice August 31, 2021

bagel bump

when two men use a two sided dildo with a bagel in the middle. When they are finished they eat the bagel

hey have u ever been bagel bumping?

by E.P.D March 13, 2009

fagel bagel

A longer word for ''Fag''

Alyx: What does fagel bagel mean?
Nikki: The definition of fagel bagel is: you

by Niicolleee February 17, 2009

Badger

Adjective.

Complete confusion about a certain situation.

Not in possession of one's mental faculties.

"Thank you for explaining but I'm completely badger."

After Sean's explanation, Lewis was badger and speechless.

by It's Coach Frank May 26, 2011

Bagel

This is the most important thing in all of existence. The bagel is love, life, and tan. It's also the shape of the universe, or something. I really have no fucking idea. It's important tho

"Bagel."

by Him Fromireland July 17, 2017