Icecream Bagel

The most retarded person you've ever met, he is also a massive queer. Actual faggot, my guy

icecream bagel, i'm not e-dating you

by LilDingaling March 13, 2024

Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)

This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.

by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023

Turkey Bagel

The seductive look a man gives, usually named Devon or Devo, in order to bring a female counterpart back to his place for the evening. This look usually produces extreme female orgasms.

Holy shirt girls, did you see DEVO at the music festival tonight in San Francisco? He was handing out Turkey bagels left and right!

by Uncle Tickler July 24, 2021

just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.

by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021

Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.

Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.

by havensplayer June 13, 2018

Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie

Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy

by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025