Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.
by Texas Haz June 16, 2008
Girl:OH NO
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
by Swiss Army Penis February 07, 2015
Internet commentators hired, to sway public opinion in favor of the Chinese Communist Party, by Chinese Communist Party Members.
by Bich Phuk Dat April 15, 2018
Pathetic, Overated Hype invented by New Zealand's Imperialist-Scum Media used to create public hype and exploit the game of rugby when no such other hype exists for Wallaby or Springbok games of which are held more than once a year.
just cos the those barmy army lions play in NZ only once every 12 years, it doesnt make it any different from the Australians or South Africans who play here for 3 weeks per team at a time every year, this Barmy Army shit is majorly over-rated.
by Brother Number One June 29, 2005
A wife that does everything.
A swiss army wife is good at: Cooking, mending, looking and great with the kids. A general brilliant all round woman... like my wife.
by Happy Afro December 30, 2008
A person who has so much metal (braces, retainer, etc.) in his or her mouth, that they are seen to have a "swiss army mouth".
Man #1: Hey, did you see that waitress? She's got huge cans!
Man #2: Yeah, but she's clearly underage, the swiss army mouth gives it away.
Man #2: Yeah, but she's clearly underage, the swiss army mouth gives it away.
by Alyoyo August 09, 2011
by Zach G. January 14, 2004