Steam Roll Mafia

A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.

AKA- S.R.M.
An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.
by Zeebee <3 June 26, 2008
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Chinese Steam Tunnel

The act of deficating in someone elses anus
I totally Chinese Steam Tunneled that Elouise last night!
by KathleenRocks January 26, 2011
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sticky steam loaf

when u are making a steam loaf u jizz on it before u put it in
drews dad jizzed into the steam loaf and he didnt tell his family
by jordan February 12, 2005
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Turkish Steam Bath

Whenever you fart a horribly wretched one in the shower, especially when it's extremely steamy within the curtains. Always helpful when your women is with you.
Guy: (in shower) Ahhhh!!
Friend: (busts into the bathroom) What's happening?!
Guy: I just gave myself a Turkish Steam Bath!!
by Chuckels Fett March 02, 2009
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steam team

A group of men or women, at least 2 or more, occupy numerous stalls of a bathroom and drop logs together.
Yo, you wanna go steam team? I've been needing to take a shit since we hit up Tim Hortons.
by TheAllen April 26, 2014
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watch shit steam

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.
Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 04, 2007
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Steam Boat Willie

When you're at a Disney park and Mickey Mouse flops out his hot diggity dog, you drop to your knees and perform fantastic fellatio.
Deano loved his trip to Disneyland after Mickey surprised him with a Steam Boat Willie
by TeenaVajeeeena August 03, 2017
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