Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Charles Rodgers was born on December 2, 1983in Chico, California. He graduated from Chico High School and then University of California, Berkley. Aaron plays professional football for the Green Bay Packers. Off season, he likes to play golf, work out with his brothers (Luke and Jordan), travel, and go to Milwaukee Brewers games. He and Clay Matthews, a linebacker fornthe Green Bay Packers, are good friends and hang out often. Aaron is not married, but likes redheads. He is often seen in the "Discount Double Check" State Farm commercials. He drives a Ford F150, and likes to visit his summer home in San Diego. He's a beautiful boy :)

Person 1: who's that hottie playing for the packers?
Person 2: oh, you dont know? Its thier quarterback, aaron rodgers! Isnt he cute?!

by Builtfordtough December 9, 2012

Aaron Burr

Aaron Burr is as much of a dick as George Eacker and would make great Hamilton killers

Aaron Burr shot Alexander fucking Hamilton

by Mah nahm ihs ahlexander hahmil August 10, 2019

aaron english

Perfect.

Aaron English is the most perfect man there is.

by Ineverwasgivenanameman February 23, 2021

The Aaron Classic

When a person kills a groupchat

"We had a right conversation going and he's after pulling The Aaron Classic"

by theaaronclassic June 29, 2022

Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.

I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall

by Dalil December 21, 2019

Hoink Aaron

The pig version of baseball legend Hank Aaron

Hey bro, don't forget to give your pig a bat so we can call him Hoink Aaron

by hoinkaaron April 26, 2019

aaron fancher

A badass mother fucker, also known as "BAMF". Who loves Popcorn Sutton's moonshine, Jack Daniels whiskey, & wishes a mother fucker would!

Aaron Fancher is a strong independent black woman who don't need no man! But would love a jar of Popcorn Sutton's finest.

by mamabear310 May 5, 2017