ass interference

the despicable act of intruding on or otherwise impeding another person's pursuit of ass; a.k.a cockblocking

"Hey man, that's ass interference. 15 yard penalty."

by kium December 8, 2007

ass portal

A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.

"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"

by JacobBeau99 September 29, 2014

Ass whoopin

A beating

Imma give you an ass whooping when we get home

by Me=word plug June 10, 2018

Ass Pik

A nickname for your Water Pik when you use it as a bidet.

An example of a true miracle device is my trusty Ass Pik.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 17, 2020

Ass confetti

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.

Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.

by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

ASS VOLCANO

When a partner inserts rubbing alcohol into a stretched asshole and lights it on fire then the partner farts out the alcohol making a fiery explosion. Ass volcanos are known to cause permanent damage to the asshole.

The woman got an ass volcano for her birthday.

by ASSFLAP January 14, 2021

ass cash or grass

Ass = Sex Cash = Money Grass = Weed

You'll have to give me ass cash or grass for a ride home

by Bullhand May 24, 2016