Manchester United

Shit

Manchester United are shit this season.

by Gif not jif October 13, 2019

Manchester united

A bunch of rubbish old men playing football

Person 1: who is your favourite manchester united player?
Person 2: no one, they all are rubbish

by Rubbishfootballers March 19, 2021

Move a unit

In sales speak, moving a unit means that you have received an executed contract or that a buyer has agreed to, paid for and received delivery of said unit.

Jon: Hey Katy, one more sale and you make your goal! Can you move a unit?

Katy: Great news Jon, I moved a unit and made my goal!

by Sales Guru 818 September 29, 2018

spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.

My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .

by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017

wee unit

(west of scotland) a fit or hot girl usually wearing something that appeals. Not an exact science but I would say under 25.

did you see that wee unit?

or

Q: How was the gig?
A: Shite. But the whole place was full of wee units.

by dogpish July 28, 2010

mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.

That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees

by Brapp65 February 05, 2018

The united ducks

A loyal army that is powerful. Integrats:Amaru, Cam, Maximiliam and Alfonse.

I am from The United Ducks

by Iphoneequis2 May 04, 2022