Checking your pockets before leaving for the three necessities: Phone (hollerbox), wallet, and keys. To pat the left, right, and back pocket ensuring you have your belongings. A stoner's best friend.
"Scrubby always performs the Three Pocket Pat when he leaves, because otherwise he is sure as shit to forget something."
by Trent Bailey (Mr. Mr.) November 13, 2007
One of the greatest bands ever. Currently has 7 singles: I Hate Everything About You, Just Like You, Home, Animal I Have Become, Pain, Never Too Late, Riot, Break, and The Good Life. Currently signed with Jive Records. Their album One-X may sound slightly emo-ish, but Adam Gontier was going through a rough time when that album was written, so to all you tasteless TDG haters out there, BACK OFF! Has the very attractive Adam Gontier as the lead singer. Great music and meaningful lyrics are only the beginning of this amazing band's qualities.
by bbtdgfan123 June 20, 2010
*As someone watches the nukes hit* Oh shit! It's WW3!! This would be so cool if we werent all fucked in the ass right now!
by mud May 13, 2004
1. Butt lovin', cum drinkin' fag of any name. It's a sneaky way of saying that someone is "as queer as a three dollar bill".
Me: That guy's a regular three dollar william.
My Imaginary Girlfriend: Oh, that's why he smells like ass.
Me: He also has dried up cum on his nose, just like you this morning.
My Imaginary Girlfriend: Yeah, I like that a lot!!!
My Imaginary Girlfriend: Oh, that's why he smells like ass.
Me: He also has dried up cum on his nose, just like you this morning.
My Imaginary Girlfriend: Yeah, I like that a lot!!!
by The Bucktooth Robot June 26, 2009
A blaring case of American injustice. Three teenagers (at the time) - Damien Echols, Jessie Misskelley and Jason Baldwin were convicted of murdering three 8 year-old boys. It remains obvious they were wrongfully accused, and there has been a large underground outcry for their release. Echols is currently on death row, while Misskelley and Baldwin are serving life in prison. The story is too long to go into detail here, but there are many websites with loads of information about the case. I dare you to find one legitimate, intelligent site claiming the three are guilty.
by Evil Bella October 18, 2004
Shrink wrapped package of three older pornographic magazines. Black shrink wrap prevents seeing what magazines you are getting. Usually found in cheap liqour stores.
by Big_Dan May 20, 2006
A man / boy who, upon hearing you tell of an achievement or tale, will always claim to have done the same but bigger, better, or faster than you.
"I built this huge joint last night. We used almost a whole pack of papers!"
"oh yeah, well i built one, like, last year. At, like, my cousins house, who you don't know, and we used, like, two packs of papers!"
"Yeah. Sure thing, Mr Three Balls."
"oh yeah, well i built one, like, last year. At, like, my cousins house, who you don't know, and we used, like, two packs of papers!"
"Yeah. Sure thing, Mr Three Balls."
by Jack McFarlane May 01, 2007