bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.

Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.

by toomuchfist May 5, 2018

Squid

A man or boy that thinks there the best but are really arent. Or try to out drink everyone but cant and pass out before the rest. Thus being a squid trying to be the best.

Adam is such a squid because he passed out trying to out drink us.

Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.

by goneinaday August 9, 2012

Squid coke

The last coke or soda left in the unboxed plastic soda carriers. (With the other plastic outings left around the solo drink, the shape looks like a squid)

I just had the squid coke from the fridge. We need more.

by Saturnboi January 21, 2019

Squidding

Skwidd-ihng
1: A substitute for kidding
2: A synonym for freaking

You've got to be SQUIDDING me!

by B!zzl3ch@p May 17, 2019

Squid game

A Netflix series with only 1 season and 9 episodes currently

Man 1 :Bro did you see the new show squid game

Man 2: I know it was amazing

by Pleasebenormalguys October 10, 2021

[squid]

Your anus, or butthole

"Man I had mexican lastnight, now my squid feels likes it's on fire"

by Sarraaii October 9, 2008

Squid

(S.Q.U.I.D.) Stupidly Quick, Under-dressed, Ignorant, and Dangerous - refers to motorcycle riders who outrider their experience & equipment, usually due to lack of maturity.

That squid is gonna get himself killed.

by DiverJas November 10, 2017