Squid Tank

A group of people consisting of all females and one male.

Hans, do you have extra dick pills, it's a squid tank in here!

by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022

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Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested

Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what

by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025

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Squid

An uncool individual, someone who is normally a GDI

Lets booze, do not be a squid.

by NotaSquid17 September 23, 2019

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A sometimes derogatory, usually joking adjective used to describe nerds and grinders. People who fit this description are extremely interested in STEM, (allegedly) intellectually superior, elitist, overly hardworking, and have few personality traits beyond studying and sweating. In some circumstances, the word 'squid' may be used as praise. Generally, a squid will evolve through the following stages: baby squid--> calamari squid--> giant squid--> colossal squid--> kraken. The squid is also the official mascot of the math team and is used on all the merch.

That dude is such a squid, he got a perfect score on the math test even though the average was 55%.
You're still grinding for AP exams even though you're a senior?? Holy squid, dude.
Bro, I just saw the squiddiest little kid I've ever seen passing by. He's the 5'3'' kid wearing the unwashed gray hoodie and bearing a strong aura of compsci.

by sammyjohn153 May 30, 2025

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