Nonce

A very nice person who is good with kids

American- “hi are you a nonce.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”

by Bowis_daydream6696 March 11, 2023

Nonce

A kind, loving person. Cares for their friends and loved ones.

My dad is a nonce

by snapplaysminecraft March 15, 2021

Nonce Money

1: When you have money via working with evil people/organisations (i.e. works with the BBC)

2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money

"I just got paid 250 quid" .... "Mate that's nonce money, bet you also worked with the BBC and touched kids"

by NonceMoneyMaker February 21, 2022

Nonce

Kailah is a fat nonce

Kailah was texting a 17 year old

Kim: kailah is a right nonce

by Justin boy May 4, 2021

nonce

In the 1950’s to 1980’s, nonce was typically used to describe a gay man.

‘he’s a closeted nonce’

by imsogaynibba999 July 22, 2020

Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.

BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.

by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020

Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024