A fucking legend of a lad who gets all the chicks and goes great in life, he also has a monster dick that never fails to impress the ladies
I was with lewy the other day and he is such a great guy and don’t let me start telling you about his monster cock
by Lewy! November 25, 2021
by Fat troll skinny mole April 12, 2025
a boy with uncanny amounts of testosterone who is passionate about darts at pob and his most prized durag. caught whizzing round on a bike in the late hours in Torremolinos and made popular for his reactions to countless mugshots being taken of him
lewis: malaga version: "mate what you fuckin doing mate i dont want you fucking kiwi i just wanted to go pob for some darts
by Bigger than average dog February 28, 2024
Lewis west is the best person I have ever met. He is a good bestfriend and the hottest man on earth. Whoever meats him should give him a kiss and treat him right. He deserves it. I promise!
by ilovelewy June 18, 2022
jayneese lewis is a very thoughtful person. she finds it very difficult to walk and be around her husband. She may get beat every night but she still loves him. with short, nasty hair she has a wonderful personality! In her closet lays hundreds of bats that were broken over her head. Her medication cost $100,000 a year and has been laced with rat poisoning because her husband calls her a rat and poisons her with what she deserves. But she doesn't die because of the xanex she takes on a daily basis, which relieves the pain.
Husband: get over here ugly Jayneese Lewis
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir
by aruther burfeild February 28, 2019
lewis james = lew
he's someone who's tiny but hung like hulk. he likes to be called dad/daddy and loves spanish McDonalds beer. he also has a very big nose.
lewis is incredibly patronising and loves to make plans and ignore you for days, everyone loves a lewis 😍
he's someone who's tiny but hung like hulk. he likes to be called dad/daddy and loves spanish McDonalds beer. he also has a very big nose.
lewis is incredibly patronising and loves to make plans and ignore you for days, everyone loves a lewis 😍
by lewis'sbabybaka October 03, 2021