Moose Knee

When pants get caught up in a girl's genitals.

Moose knee is a camel toe gone horribly wrong. Think large unattractive women in jeans 8 sizes too small.

DAMN! Dude did you see that whale's moose knee. Spandex is a privilege not a right.

by Museikage October 21, 2008

knee deep

Kick ass song by a kick ass group. Cky.

Some people don't know (don't know) what is wrong, so they're knee deep (knee deep) in sorrow

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

take a knee

"Take a Knee", heretofore called TAK. This term comes from American Football. Should you f**k up during practice or worse, during a game, the coach tells you TAK. I first heard this term in 1985, though I believe it originated from an earlier date.

Coach Says: Miss your read...TAK. Miss your block...TAK. Miss your hole...TAK.
Ex: God...mit John Doe! Get your blocks or you're taking a knee.
Ex: Jesus Freakin' Christ... that ball fell right through your hands, Take a Knee.

by ElCompaDelChuco April 6, 2007

knee meat

An unbelievably gigantic penis, hanging down to ones knee when flaccid or semi hard. Only the biggest of dicks earn this prestigious badge of honor.

Girl: did that guy you hooked up with last night have knee meat?
Girl 2: yeah... that thing beat my poor little kitty for hours

by Cmoney20 April 9, 2017

knee-buckler

An intense orgasm

"I didn't fap or have sex for two whole weeks. When I finally came, it was a knee-buckler!"

by Michael Michael Motorcycle August 21, 2013

Grave Knee

When you knee someone black in the back of the head and kill them.

Man, you just hit um with the grave knee.

by jeffrulez March 22, 2010

Knee bashers

trousers that are so short it is unbelievable that anyone would wear them. generally you can see a couple of inches of ankle/the top of a full length sock if they are knee bashers, if not they are ankle bashers.

they are flapping over his socks, what a pear of knee bashers

by JFwolves July 13, 2012