Yard Steal

A yard steal is when a group of people go to an existing yard sale when the owners aren't there and steal all the stuff they want.

Joe: Hey, did you see the Hendersons are having a yard sale?

Pete: Yeah, there was some pretty cool stuff.

Joe: Word, I was thinking we wait 'til night and pull a yard steal on them.

Pete:Great idea!

by Aivalleb December 8, 2009

Yard Skank

The skankiest bitch in the prison yard. Always sucking everyone's dick no questions asked.

That Yard Skank Tyrese really sucks a mean dick.

by Hoboshanker May 27, 2024

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

50 yard challenge

A way to have everybody's attention.

When the guy got to his 50th yard with 30 seconds out of the hour to go, he had everyone's attention in the neighborhood, along with people from dome of the other neighborhoods and cities and towns who wanted to see if he could really finish 50 yards in one hour. He reached a godlike status when he finished the 50 yard challenge at 59 minutes and 55 seconds.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020

barn yard dog

a person that is an idiot or does something very dumb.

Tom Taylor stop doing that your acting like a barn yard dog.

by amos blacklock July 31, 2023

Center yard

Center yards do not exist
Sofia

Would you quit saying there's a center yard at my school- it's a legit courtyard.

by Yourmom3577324534677531 March 2, 2023

Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.

I've been to the bend yard.

by LovelyJo January 8, 2023