Does a bear shit in the woods?

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"

by Max and Stevens December 26, 2011

Tiger Woods

Verb: To take a pee while sporting a hard on.

Derived from the act of evenly spreading ones feet and leaning forward to ensure accuracy and power.

Also, name references to the condition commonly known as morning wood.

Holy crap, this morning I woke up with such a rager, that I had to pull a Tiger Woods in order to keep from hitting the wall!

by Curousgeorge January 19, 2009

Womps

If something really Womps

Ur sister, for example.

by MaryBeth April 21, 2003

tiger woods

penial erection of the large carnivorous feline mammal (Panthera tigris)

that hot chick sure have my tiger woods standing

by maetel June 8, 2003

whoops

nickname for Jägermeister

i blacked out last night and did something i deeply regret. must have been the whoops

by papparni February 25, 2010

Tiger Woods

the one cool black kid at chs, who amazingly resembles tiger woods

you guys seen Tiger around the halls of CHS? damn, its must've been an optikal illusion!

by sunnabitch February 15, 2005

woodsballer14

someone on Pbnation.

"woodsballer14 is very cool"

by nate March 5, 2005