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work wine

A non alcoholic grape based drink suitable for drinking during working hours where regular common or garden wine would not be appropriate - i.e. Grape Juice.

(Not to be confused with Work Whine)
"... I went down the ASDA to fetch some work wine ..."

"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."
by BobMonkhouseJnr February 27, 2007
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Wine bottling

When your morning dump after after an evening drinking is solid like a cork at the beginning and the rest spews out like champagne.
I drank too much last night, had a case of wine bottling on the john this morning.
by Theanswer January 26, 2015
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Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.
The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.
by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018
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Foot Wine

(N) Natural wine, vinified without artificial sulphur, intended to preserve the uniqueness of the terroir with minimal human interference.
“Pbbbbb. Christ. Is this fuckin’ foot wine?”
by Dom Laurent July 27, 2019
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widows wine

A girl that you leave your current woman for.
Danm that girl is widows wine to every man
by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017
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Women Drinking Wine

When a woman sees a photo of herself drinking wine, in what is almost certainly a sexual scenario with a suitor of ill repute, and pretends she isn’t the woman drinking wine.
Becky looked at the photo of a bottle, held erect in the air, with a firm full mouth grip, and scantily clad Becky drank from, as Raul’s heart raced, knowing she was emotionally in turmoil and could be manipulated “that’s a women drinking wine” said Becky.
by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022
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Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway
All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.
by Marchaverage May 4, 2021
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