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Wilson

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.
Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.
by ssoott May 10, 2023
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Matthew Wilson

Matthew Wilson is a silly blobby boy. He has been struggling to come out as Mr. Blobby for a long time, and has been seen watching Blobby XXX in his room. Everybody has a responsibility to ensure that Matthew feels safe and can come out in his own time.
Matthew Wilson you silly blobby boy, you silly blobby boy
by Blobby Master October 7, 2021
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sinner Wilson

an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.
a good modern example of a sinner Wilson, IMHO, would be Bernard Maddoff or Conrad Black
by Sexydimma February 26, 2015
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The Wilson

The Wilson is a sex move based on the film Cast Away featuring Tom Hanks
To perform The Wilson, you first start by fisting a woman while she's on her period, now with a blood covered hand you make a hand print on her face while fucking her
Hey, I totally gave that chick from the bar The Wilson last night. My bed sheets are ruined.
by GameNight777 February 20, 2024
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Hot Wilson

When you’ve touched food that’s too hot and pull your hand away like Jim does from Wilson in Friday Night Dinner
Burnt my fucking fingers after picking up that bastard fishcake. Did a proper hot wilson
by Teed33 January 28, 2022
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Wilson

In the world of runescape, you may encounter a wild Wilson on world 354. A wild Wilson's weakness is good RNG, its main type of attack, is to go on a rant about efficiency, its special attack is to let out a high pitched wine screaming "Fuck This Game". Also has the ability to turn into a volleyball.
This Wilson should go suck a Dick. Oh wait, thats his main form of nutrients
by ZaneGreyy April 28, 2021
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hugh wilson

if someone's picking their nose, you say they pulled out a "gooba"
by Anonymous September 22, 2003
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