Wackberry

A nickname given to the popular RIM device, usually by people who hate it.

I would pick the iPhone or any Android or Windows Mobile devices over the Wackberry any day.

by blackberrydeveloper September 2, 2009

wacked out cracka

The remains of a small wheat-based biscuit that has been accidentally crushed into bits at the bottom of your packed-lunch box.

"Shit, man, dat one helluva wacked out cracka der."
"Sho' nuff messed up my lunch, homie."

by Rubberneck needs 2 getalife May 13, 2003

Dubstep Wanker

Often jokingly reffered to as a Dubstep-o-sexual. A young sexually frustrated man who is actually aroused by the sound of a Dubstep bass-wobble. They will typically use songs by Skrillex or Borgore as a substitute for porn.

A tell-tale sign of a dubstep wanker is when a song they particularly like comes on the radio and they let out a high-pitched sound of exitement, not unlike a the cliche-fake-female orgasm

Person 1: *hears "Ruffneck" come on the radio* "OH MY GOD... mm I fucking love this track!"

Person 2: *under his breath* "total dubstep wanker..."

by ArcadeFire10 October 23, 2011

to pull a Paul Walker

To lethally drive a fast car onto a tree, while not having finished the filming of a movie you star in.

-We decided to give you the major role in the film, so don't you dare to pull a Paul Walker on us!

by ScareCrow700 December 17, 2013

No wackers

Same as «no worries». Aussie expression which derives from «no wucking furries».

John: I wont be able to make it tonight
Dave: Ahhh no wackers mate.. next time...

by toddaroo October 30, 2005

Student Wankers

Those dirty posh uni cunts with a penchant for tweed & indie. The Student Wanker is not complete with out one or more piece of Ché Guvara merchandise & in in-depth knowlege of Neighbours. The Greater Spotted Student Wanker will consider themself witty & "out-there" due to their annoying "random" conversations & "wacky" geek chic. General pains in the backside.

See those student wankers in the student bar,
complaining to each other other that their grants don't go far.
With their silly student ties and their silly student scarves,
drinking draught real ale not in pints but halves.

Student Wankers, a fine song by Peter & The Test Tube Babies.

by Vambo September 20, 2006

Wanker's Helmet

After wanking and shooting your load into a tissue, you make the fatal mistake of touching the tissue to your still wet and sticky cock. this causes the tissue to absorb some of your cum and, as wet paper does, separate. On removal of the tissue you may find small scraps still clinging to flesh. These scraps must be removed manually whether at the time of the offense or some time later (when they have gone hard!)
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.

"Bloody wanker's helmet" he muttered as he picked the wet flecks off his purple bulldog.

After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet

by Tatteru May 18, 2009