the ultimate nasty

When you take a shower and you're all fresh and clean, and immediately following you have to take a shit!!

"Dude, I just got out of the shower and felt so clean, but then I had to do the ULTIMATE NASTY!!"

by Bangbot2016 May 30, 2016

The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

hanzo ultimate

hes just a bitch

Hanzo : My ultimate is ready

Genji : shut up asshole no one likes hanzo ultimate

by Hanzo is a little bitch December 13, 2016

Ultimated

A thing that my friend Issa says that apparently means ultimate to the power of 10

Me: this is gonna be the ultimate sleepover!
Issa: no,its gonna be the ultimated sleepover!

by Djhenry2019 October 28, 2019

ultimate straggler

a consigie who can't find her way

look at that ultimate straggler walking aimlessly down the street

by ontherox October 13, 2011

ultimate job

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob hand job assjob and footjob.

I came so hard last night. Watched a video of a nigga having an ultimate job.

by the sexual definition guy August 11, 2017

Thee Ultimate Guts

When something is completely ignorant or just deserves the fattest neck. Mostly used by bums like Churla John and Wusty Weem.

John a chur thought the lions were a superbowl contender, shit was thee ultimate guts. Someone should roundhouse that neck and celebrate a lions loss with a steamy slam from knees.

by Father Mac December 21, 2013