comfy turnt

The act of getting inebriated with a small group of friends in the comfort of one's home while also donning lounge wear.

Person 1: Hey, wanna hang out at my house, watch Pulp Fiction, and get comfy turnt?
Person 2: Hellz yeah comfy turnt is my favorite kind of turnt!
Person 1: Cool, I invited a couple of other people but it'll be pretty lowkey. Feel free to wear pajamas.

by WilltherealSlimKatieplsstandup June 3, 2016

Electric Turnip

Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.

Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.

by Perfesser_Bear July 16, 2016

kentucky turnpike

When you're in the act of pissing into a jar and then fucking the jar.

"Bro things got wild last night, I pulled a Kentucky Turnpike "

"Woah sweet."

by asha7 November 15, 2016

page turnter

1. A book so good it gets people excessively, sensually, uncontrollably excited to keep turning the pages.

2. The best book review profile on Instagram

"Yo bro, Zadie Smith's new novel is so LIT"
"Yer dude, it's such a PAGE TURNTER"

by page.turnter June 6, 2017

Moral Turntables

When you try to be moral about something, but then you scratch it.

Nahid: Wow, he was not a nice guy.
Matt: Well that's because he was on MORAL TURNTABLES.

by I Forget Things October 10, 2017

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018