Turkey – a work safe word to describe someone who you think is:
1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality
1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality
Dan: Hey Stefan, are you going to Jacob's Bhangra dance this evening?
Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!
Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!
by Jake Friedman August 6, 2012
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by Bobby L- Sudbury,ON October 16, 2004
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A combination of orgy and progressive dinner, in which a series of soups, appetizers and entrees are eaten out of the anuses of all participants. The Turkish Buffet is common in upscale suburbs, where otherwise conventional couples engage in provocative, yet still bourgeois, rituals, eating lobster bisque from one another's freshly shaved, bleached and douched buttholes.
The Hendersons invited us to a Turkish Buffet this weekend, so make sure to shave your butthole and prepare a decent stock for my famous quail risotto.
by Ergodang! April 26, 2017
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From TicTok where a girl said Turkey Slurpee and then inhaled a turkey slice.
From TicTok where a girl said Turkey Slurpee and then inhaled a turkey slice.
This girl gave me a Turkey Slurpee and my dick got stuck.
Girl passed out while giving me a Turkey Slurpee.
Girl passed out while giving me a Turkey Slurpee.
by Wambat1738 December 20, 2019
Get the Turkey Slurpee mug.1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.
2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.
2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.
by Sean Bishop May 1, 2006
Get the Janesville Turkey Load mug.We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.
by Stoph R. January 19, 2008
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