traffic math

a strange phenomenon that must be taken into consideration when deciding on a departure time for any trip taken in an automobile

I need to consider the traffic math involved with my trip to work. Leaving 5 minutes earlier results in me getting to work 15 minutes early, but leaving 5 minutes later results in me being 10 minutes late for work.

by Elle Dee Emm February 19, 2011

Traffic

When you have too many hoes hitting up your line

"My DM's got hella traffic."

by _slimore January 20, 2017

Tiffi

When a man gets a hard on by looking at a girl's titties.

I got a tiffi her boobs we're so big.

by Bear816 May 18, 2018

tr5ffic

Very cool and nice always supportive and has many friends the best person in the world

(guy) I like tr5ffic
(guy2) yeah hes awesome

by tr5ffic May 14, 2020

Tiff

Tiff is a woman that comes from a shattered past, and has to fight the demons of judgement and pestilence every day. She stands out from the crowd, not only because of her looks but also because of her warm and positive aura. She doesn't have many people she can truly trust, so if she vents to you it means she knows your a good person. Tiff is very strong but elegant at the same time, and her sense of fashion will turn the head of anyone walking her way. She is brutally honest, and her openness may be harsh at times if your not prepared for it. Tiff may be very depressed and angry at times, but she has a vision for a brighter future and she will do anything to reach it. If your in a relationship with a Tiff, you can bet that while the hard times might seem agonizing, the good times will be memories you will carry for the rest of your life. She has the ability to change your life for the better simply by being in it. If your friends with a Tiff, she will be one of the best friends you ever have, so make sure you savor every moment with her.

"I heard your dating Tiff now, I'm jealous of you bruh."

Tiff's presence was all I needed to recover from my shitty mood

by Cit_The_Bed December 6, 2021

Tiffani

A heifer who still parts her hair to the other side of her head. Terrible with eyeliner applications. Terrible with boundaries. She will fuck your bestie while you're over seas fighting for your country.

Tiffani is a massive heifer.

by Soulja's boy June 17, 2022

Text Tiffin

To engage in argument via text messaging

I am at work. I am not going to engage in text tiffin!

by Metroguy January 14, 2008