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started by chatleader Thiviya somelastname, chat tampons is the coolest chat in the world, but it's making us all fail. But its still really really cool! JUST LIKE THIVIYA WHO WON'T LET ME HAVE SEX WITH HER.
topics that come up a lot in 'chat tampons'-
sex
masturbating
sex
sex
PENIS
and- PENIS!!!
clay penises, too. and rubber ones.
by linda April 4, 2005
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tampon'd

Sticking a tampond in someones throat and then pooring water in their mouth, causing the tampond to expand in their throat and make them choke to death
That bitch wouldnt give it up, so i tampon'd her
by Neil Harmer September 22, 2008
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tomboy-slut

A tomboy-slut is a girl who hits on guys by laughing at their stupid jokes even when it is at the expense of her friends. She may also brag about how much she knows about sports and video games in order to impress guys. But if you took the time you would find out that the only game system she's ever had was a pink Game Boy Advance. She greets her "guy-friends" by punching them and addressing them as "dude."
There are rumors that tomboy-sluts have male genitals.
Lisa: I didn't understand the homework last night.
Hughey: Probably cause you're retarded.
Diana: Ahahahaha that's a good one, Hughey!

Later......

Lisa: What kind of friend are you if you don't even stick up for me?
Diana: I am your friend, but I'm a tomboy-slut as well!
Lisa: Fuck you bitch!
by Stella6543 December 7, 2007
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temporal dislocation

Temporal Dislocation: (Adj) A inorganic based alteration of time caused by illegal street compounds such as Entwhislte, Woot and CatchBaby.
Love, somebody put some Entwhistle in my J.D. and hell the temporal dislocation was so fierce I though that Joan of Arc was giving me oral
by Hunter D Clopson February 1, 2017
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rogue tampon

when a tampon "goes rogue", i.e: a girl's stashed tampon (unused, fresh from the box, still wrapped) is left loose in her purse long enough for it to work it's way out of it's plastic wrapping, wandering about freely in only it's plastic applicator among her other belongings. often to then be embarassingly grabbed at inopportune moments, such as when digging for coin change or chapstick.
girl A: "what is that?!"
girl B: "just another rogue tampon. hate it when that happens!"
..
girl A: "oops, there's another tampon going rogue again!"
by sdarling May 28, 2011
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tampon licker

some one who licks tampons
i lick tampons said steve
john replied, you fuckin sick bastard
a wierd old man said, fuckin tampon licker
by Jack =] June 19, 2008
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tomboi

n ~ a lesbian who acts like a boy. dirivitive of tomboy (16th Century).
by super love May 29, 2003
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